What Are You Going To Be Next Halloween?

This is the question that plays out in my household every year, immediately following Halloween. And every year the answer is always the same. “I will lose weight and wear something really cute and sexy”. And the following year, in October, I resign myself to knowing that it did not happen.

Last year I purchased a costume called the “Sexy Devil”. Plus Size. 

However, when you put a 5 foot, 200+ pound body into anything, it’s 

not a sexy as you might think it is. 

 

The year before, I was Repunzel.

To avoid detection, this year I stayed mostly in my tower

 

Or behind trees.

Yes, a large part of that was my hair. Which I also hid behind. 

The year before, I was a hippy. VERY hippy, LOL.

This morning as I was walking to my car, my hubby asked, 

“So, what are you going to be for Halloween?” 

I smiled as I replied, “Thinner”.